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Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Sucker for YOU
F**K Valentines day - I love you Everyday
You are the ONLY meat for MY Taco
I Was A great Parent BEFORE I Had Kids TOO
I DONT HAVE THE TIME or the CRAYONS to Explain this to you
MASTER BAITER - Always playing with my Tackle
DAD JOKES & COFFEE (Jokes surround the cup)
QQQQ (4 Q's)
DAD I WILL Always be your LITTLE GIRL x Financial Burden
I LOVE YOU for your Awesome Personality, but your Willy is a bonus!
LET ME CHECK MY GIVEASHITOMETER NOPE..... STILL NOTHING
MUM No matter what life throws at you, at least you don't have an UGLY CHILD
DAD No matter what life throws at you, at least you don't have an UGLY CHILD
If Dad can't fix it we're all screwed
Triathlon - " Nothing to Fear but Fear itself" (and the swim)!
" Oh, you can do a Marathon - Thats Cute"
Congrats on the Divorce We Hated Him
COFFEE Spelled backwards is EEFFOC & I don't give eeffoc
If I said I'll fix it. I WILL ! There's No Need to REMIND ME Every 6 Months
When life gives you Lemons - Dont be a Sour Bitch
